(Source: yaminexus, via westbor0baptistchurch)
| Me: | -lying face down on the bed- I have no reason to ever get up. |
| Claire: | -bursts in playing air drums- I lost 5 pound on the treadmill! I'm making coffee! get up ya lazy shite. |
| Me: | can't I be all moody and Goth in peace? |
| Claire: | WOOO! Who needs vodka, I got COFFEE! |
| I hate being a twin. |